.for all occasions

Here we have the magestic Joe Letz in his radiant unicorn form. Happy, carefree, jo-... oh wait, what is this?!
He is holding the shrunken heads of his bands members _O: Joe, what have you done...........

And Joe grinned from ear to ear at the curious customer.
"Well, as you can clearly see, I am selling shrunken heads for all occasions," he said waving his hand over the three heads that sat in front of him. "Z Marr here can be sent off to you're loved one on Valentines Day, accompanied with a poem written in sheep's blood. Andy is a delightful treat that you can drop into a basket of Easter eggs, and lastly, Trevor is the perfect gift to pull from you're stocking on Christmas morning."
The young customer behind the counter slowly looked up from the heads that lay before him, his eyebrow cocked as he cleared his throat. "I totally understood the idea behind the heads, but why do you have a horn sticky taped to you're forehead?"




my submission for the current, Joy Of Guns competition being run over at !
For the competition I chose the song, Shrunken Heads For All Occasions ... could ya tell?