Dero's Facts

Here is Dero with his facts, a bunch of bogus facts!
Today Dero decided to inform all of his glorious fans as to how some of Germany and Europe’s most infamous musicians came to understand the English language....even if he does have to embellish the truth to make himself look like the top dog.

Now for those of you who are unable to read my atrocious hand writing (as it sucks donkey dick);
Dero Goi of OOMPH! - host of sorts.
Till Lindemann of Rammstein - reading the contents on a Heinz soup can.
Andy LaPlegua of Combichrist - masturbating to porn.
Johan Van Roy of Suicide Commando - learning via language tapes.
Alexx W of Eisbrecher - watching South Park.
Sascha ‘Käpt’n K’ Konietzko of K.M.F.D.M - studying his arse off.


The years are random point’s in time where Dero has decided that they guys were learning English.

I was terribly lazy with the drawing for this (hence why it is kind of shit), added with the fact that I couldn’t be arsed to colour in the background in any of the panels....because I am a lazy sod and I was preoccupied watching the making of Gott Ist Ein Popstar and also trying to get any smells of boiled chicken out of the kitchen/lounge........ruined the bones, fuck, fuck!
Dero’s legs are a little too long in the final panel, it wasn’t until afterwards that I realised his torso may me a itty-bitty too small. Plus Dero’s suit looks shithouse, but that is to blame on my stupid black pencil, it has been used so much that it has practically wasted away.

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OOMPH!
Rammstein
Combichrist
Suicide Commando
Eisbrecher
K.M.F.D.M